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and watch tv. "new york times" to st selling e and fox news contributor kat timpst andf. all right. before we to some new stories. >> let's do this. but greg's leftovers for the moment. >> it' >> oh, it's leftovers whers e i the jokes we did news thisy week. and as always, it's my first time reading them. so if they , will staple joe mackey to a wall. >> it uses base as a dartboard . >> the heat wave continues in the east. the wavo nancy pelosi had to pt on her backup face. it's so hot she had to replace this stick up her with an ice pop. her as it's. it's so hot. ilhan omar actually showed some. it's so hot. maxine waters replaced, her wig

with a bag up party ice. and for once, bill clinton actually took off his own pants . yeah, it's so hot. jerry nadler sold the shade under his to the highest bidder. lled it's so hot. he filled this sports braports with. aagen-dazsbr it's so hot. he put a klondike bar under each. >> seriously? t ra >> it's so hot.chle rachel levine called ivinen the national guard to fan his nuts. all right. >> so a new poll has donald trump leading biden in six swing states. joe so depressed, he actually struck a conversation with a nearby female.

rfk has narrowly missed qualifying for the cnn presidential debatnge, relieving the biden campaign who didn't want the president to haveng cao to memorize two names. axios reports the share of double haters. americans who like both, do dislike both presidential candidates. apparently, there hasn't been thissidentia many double haterse kilmeade filled in on the five . >> according to a new study, eating meat you a better chanceg of living to 100. and americans are terrified information could fall into the wrong hands. terrible. but democratic strategists suggest that obama, bill clinton, nancy pelosi, chuck schumer could band together to forc cli e joe biden to resign. hillary clinton added. to resii just have him murdered

and fed to pigs. t >>o the biden administration is targeting a mexican drug cartel with sanctions. well, sound like sounds likes so someone feels like they're paying too much for cocainfeel e. muc how do you sanction apparently the arresting officer in the justin timberlake du i caseas was so young that he didn't even know who timberlake was. id which is odd until you see the cop nationwide insurance drop coverage for over 100,000 american pets. >> the hardest hit dogs who smoke a new law in louisiana requires the ten commandments be displayed so students can read them in. public schools. great. now we've got to teach them to read the teachers.

sam francisco is wooing tourists who want to escape the heat, enticing them with their chilly weather. did someone say chili? >> asked one man. a new study claims that broketre women are attracted to men with more feminine features, which explains that homeless lady i saw outside the studio making out with this guys . man >> polls are showing that congressman jamaal bowman of new york is now as much as 17% behind in his reelection bid. maybbehind in hie should sound actor. actor jussie smollett is 42ll today, which means he's probabl ay 50.

>> on thursday, hundredsds s of people spent an entire day doing yoga in times squaretire,t coincided with the largest gathering of homeless men. m.b. adding to hundredsmeless of people doing yoga in times m square. sad but true. fiep clothes on, ladies. finally, a lost watcnah believet to have been eaten by a cow has turned up 50 years later. no wonder i've been having stomach issues, says one lady. all right. i know i smell a segment. why you don't hate the media enough. >> a young mother is no longer alive. but check out my shirt on the five. so yesterday on that other fine

show, we discussed the and murder of rachel moran by an illega rapel immigrant.>> when >> when you see this listf of female victims of crime in the harm done to theimale vir families, you got to ask, whereu is the empathy? the democrats? because they always seem when they're faced with this to pivott ther to another story, whether this story is this nothing but fear mongering. true. the crimes we're hearing about now are harrowingating. and infuriating. and as a human being, you have f to feeeel l. n happ but what if that human happens to be left-wing slimene in, the media? well, here is what the editor in chief of media gleaned from segment on a dead mother. there's a picture of me. >> below it, greg gutfeld is wearing an amy leandr iag ths t-shirt on fox news. >> which is to say the least, t-shs to say take that what the i wear somehow trumps the death of a mom . that's what you noticed. when faced with real repea witt stories of her horrible tragedy,f he they.

what are you wearing? funny. i bet this wasn't saying i like brit hume's tie with george floyd was killede b after all, they don't value victims unless they fit our narrative. so they'll have you believe thousands of unarmed black men died at the hands of copof unar they'll have you believe thousands of teens killed themselves without access to. but three horrendous acts of brutality in a week. and it's. what are you wearing? it's the perfect of the bottom feeding banality of the status obsessed media. forget the dead woman. we lova.e your shirt. . i guess the media doesn't takeme these murders seriously because theydi aren't in a prote protected class. in fact, they're eve nn peop less important than people who report on them. ,they'll eve reportn have a laugh over the tragedy. >> here's the three cablee repo networks reporting, and this was our bannerrts. soon, biden announces legal protections for undocumenteded o spouses of u.s. citizens. cnn's banner said biden

announces new protections cnn simie documents spouses. here was fox's banner migrant arrested for 13-year-old near. >> yes. and so i think that's part of the problemthat's ty is thate a lot of the fear mongering. >> exactly how oh, what a pairf of seriously uglsey people. >> you could take that any wayeh you want. meanwhile on thursday, two illegal aliens were arrested over the deat h of 12 year old jocelyn nungarrayi in houston. but maybe media i can addresswer what i'm wearing now that i mentioned her nameing in the po for his ex account. the shirt obsessed hacacshirt ss to be wearing stylish sunglasses, which makes me wonders tong sty when he sits ah the complete shallowness of his sits. existence >> are those gucci or tom ford calls?

sir, you've been in the policeo force long time. this is a strange we're in,k wht don't you think? why do you think now you? because you're seeing. i think there have beene three heinous crimes in the last like eight days. das from it, orvot they don't report on it at all. it's an election year. yeah.s an ele, right. >> i mean, that's really all it is. doesn't it feel that somebody in washington has made the calculus that there's an acceptable level here icceptabl of human collateral damage in order to have a permanent democrat majority in the voting in the electorate? because this is consistent. and even, you know, we always hear, oh, you know, it's notll all of the migrants. of course it's not. nobody is saying nobody' that. but when you let 20 million people in with no border 20friction, don't know who they are, where they are, etc.. >> 1% means we've just 200,000 criminals. we don't have enough perps of our own. hav you've got to get them out of venezuela. >> it is insanitfy and. t we don't know who they are and

it's going to continue. and the idea that they're focusing on your shirteycusing >> yeah. is a tell. yeah, obviously. so, you know, look, just strap in. all you can do is vote vote i'm seeeecause i don't se they don't see it. they won't even comment on it. yeah. eve to it.t even allud >> it is it is incredible to me. in the old day thas, one crime n this would kill an entire career. but the medireera now just ignos it. >> deighan. what are you wearing? >> rage. i'm on the inside. more on the inside that i'm wearing on the outside. >> but we've known this thisa forever. and i've said this before. this journalists, if we canen call them that, they've always been the most vile co*cktail of arrogance and like toilet waterk and turpentine, like have a swig of that. and so. they care about those

in their own profession polit and those of their own politics, but driven by their insecureiciven, they will only y and things and write about things that cater to those very groups to be accepted. >> they will never report on the of a 13-year-old. the murderd or of a mother,er the murder of a 12-year-old by all by illegals, because again, then they wouldn't get invited to a book party where aoc might look their way or god forbid, they might get ostracized by jimmy kimmel because that'smr more important than the murdertr and of women by illegal aliene' . >> that iss ho how disgusting the media is. and i, adam, adam, i want to i

want to ask you who you're wearing. >> and bu y who i mean, whichl r homeless man you stole your clothes from. >>se from his name was ross. dress for less, but no, but you know, it's not just you. i like when joy ha cover sto the story. >> the media just kept focusing in on her mustache. yeah, and. but it is crazy. it's like. o.j. it's like.hi as if the o.j. simpson happened today, and he'ngtoday s running, and they're just focused on whether the bronco is a hybrid. >> yeas on whe boronh, it's like they're missing the whole pointa by the way, o.j. got cremated recently. >> he can finally fit in the glov s fite of seamlessly done.. my friends. well done. any more than that. that's different. i know. i know. the border is more open instormy strawberry daniels. >> yeah. no dls. here you go.

>> kat, what are you wearing? a dress that dana perino didn't want anyana peri more.. isn't that amazing? yeah isn't t. >> and in fact, women just trade their dresse ts. m to yeah, they all seem to fit, which makes no sense. like, i can' makes not borrow shirts. a i love the strap. i wear it all the time. well, no, i mean s , no one can this. >> but my favorite thing about the twee t is i guessas he was trying to like, show you because was a designer shirt. yeah. so he was trying to be like, oih ,he's rich. but ike, yeah, but you love talking about how rich you are.w >> yeah, that was a $60. >> but that's right. >> but it's it's like, what is the point that it goes against? you're like, man aga, the peoplt image. >> you don't want that image. yes. i mean a lot of people are mad of the rich. exactlrich peoy i don't that is title for a bookfo.

part of the that's a great title for man of the. and then you have little red rich in red. there. y i' but i've never heard you be like, oh, i'm just a regular guy. like, i can barely r afford. >> then it would maybe make sense, but i again, it would a the juxtaposition with a headline with that you feel really badiohe? t >> yes. but if you were talking about anything, i wouldn't understand whyng would be upsett that people know you're rich. you love that. exactly. i don't know if i love that.on't i don' knot want to be kidnappe. >> that's that's also true. yeah. yeah, yeah. okay. it has benefits that what i saw in your browser history. yeah. by choice. pain. >> it's called role playing. i do lov e the idea that this media person was freeze framing. yeah the the show and then staring at your nip.

>> yeah. to figure out who the designerca was because i did that myselusef at home alone. well project that happened so i'm used to that sort of thing. >> all rightmove, let's move on, shall we? up next, despite zero debates, trump leads in key states. >> yeah, if you'll be in the new york area and like tickets to see go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld and click on the link to our an studio audiencthe when the sun b studio audiencthe when the sun b settles and th we engine finallt roars. the thing you care about most is a job well done. but when you your tools from harbor freight, something about the job feels a little differentu need h, your wallet. because we believe no matterou , what you're working on, you need high quality tools you need high quality tools at a great price and that's what we're all about. whatever you do do it for less at harbor freight, anybody

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over. >> but what i find interesting is the york times says biden's standing among women is the weakest lead a democrat hast ha had in 20 yearhas. this totally undermines my narrative because i keep thinking that the democrat party is the party of women e party is becomingbecomi the party of men in marriengd, married people, that it's like single women. >> what's going on g on? more women are completely done with hearing mumbles and his minions tell us that what we're seeing and feeling and hea and experiencing every single day f is all in our head. but it's not our reality is not our reality. >> that's what husbands are for . no, it's not husbands. >> we've all at least dated our

lived with or may be married and divorced. >> someone who told us, well, a sociopath who played mind games and manipulated us into belief and tano that we were crazy and psychotic when we and weren't. we were living in the now, t knew what was going on. like, why do you smell likey my friend kim's body cream? why? that's notbody cre all in my he. like what word? that range roverere di come fro. >> why did you buy it on my credit? oh, because you to look like you have a job in order to get a job. but thise yo is all in my head. >> no, it's not all in mind. these are very specific examples. i know, i did not put bodylitter glitter on your at me. d god, if i had a dollar for every time i've heard that. so, kat, it's pretty interesting. so trump's support among men is

back to the double digit lead he had in 2016. >> but the the the the biden'sep biggest drop in female support has been among black and hispanic women. >> again, this surprises m bes is it all about inflation? that's what they seem to say ju >> that's what the experts say. exactly. yes. yes. but also, you know, the thing about inflation is that you have to be an expert to see it. right. it's mostly the people. it is crazy actually going shopping for groceries. acly going what?st yeah, this costs how much? yeah, because it keeps the inflation may be, oh, t it's back to 3%. it's 3% on top of the previoust 4%. you're at 20%. yeah. unlike joe biden, all of us haven'twhen been like blacked out for ten years. yeah, we like a lot of a lotmber of people, a lot people remember what things used to cost and i think kno the people that i know who support trump, they say that, but they also say kind of what dagen said,

they support him more and more. the more people tell them, don't do that. d right. you can't do that. how could you possiblyo th c that when they're like, well, my eggare likes are $45, you kn, i mean, people are just willing to be like, let's tr.y else. >> yeah. even people who some people don't even like them. like, let's just d dono somethig else. because, i mean, biden is just acting as though everything is fine. yeah, it's like, well, no, but it'shing is fine. it's true. it's like people know in their own lives. it doesn't matteirwnr what. they they hear on tv from some stranger that doesn't know them. it's they see in their own life they're not happy with. >> they're like, let's just try something else. yes all right, ada unhapet's t o you think? what you think this is headed?fh >> well, tell me what you think of these polls. i you know, i just think that people are just they're looking like just likean you said, they can see that like biden has fallen down so many stairs. he identifieles as a slinky andk

mean, he's making more women disappear than ozempic. >> you knoin wom w. >> and it's not just women. it's black people.e blac >> he's lost more black men than the kardashians, you knowthan kardash, and if his any lower, they would dateat bill belichick know. but like but like you said, it is it's inflation and abortion. those are the two big issues,te which is pretty much the opposite if you think about it. think about , but i had an aborb joke, but it was toout premature . but as far as inflation goes, women don't do it unless les it's vdl, you know, and there's a forklift. >> i forget it. okay. so and you know, my actually you know, it's just and there are implants, but my, my, my daughter asked that i have a five-year-old and she's like, daddy, when do i get big ? and i was like, pabl dt o,

your grandma dies. >> you get the inheritancee you i just i'm not i'm just going to let you keep going because these are more and morei disgusting. all righngt, enough from you, adam. you've ruined your personally. >> ruined everything, all right? it's kind of. what do you make. you these polls, paul? >> i said to me yesterday that i feel like. like trump is becoming like your dad who gets smarteker, older, you get like, oh, my god. as you get older, you go, oh, that guy had a maybe he was right five years ago, maybe he was right to me. >> you know what i mean? yeah, it does seem that way. it does it? yeah. i say to myself, know, in light of everything that's going on, in light of the stuff you're seeing at the border. very much we talked the block and in light of inflation, see , i say to myself, where are they taking these polls that they're finding these women who are so doggedld e y of biden? >> yes. i mean, is it in nursing homes where they find anything where?

>> because i think the hidden constituency here in the hidden narrativ hite goes right back aa to what we said in the a block. it's moms. all righn the t. flas because you know what his the newsflash there are two th2 channes and one of them are mothers. >> and if you if you have a ki o and mean the father's kid too, of course. but if you see what's going on in border and you border have 12 a 12, 13-year-old and you live anywhere near the border or in the inner cities, etcther., o your heart's going to be in your mouth if that kid walks home from school, especiallymeol daughter. you know, that's the the real unspoken aspect of this. you know, we're not supposedpokg to notice that mostly young girls who are getting victimized. >> yeah. victimand so, you know, it's vey politically incorrect. but if you're a mom and you see that you've got to say to yourself, hey, grandpa, wake up, you say something. yeah, know. and you know, whenever i whenever i'm listening to you talk, i always imagine myself in one of those little like rooms and law and order and you're like, you're you'reth trying to get to try to get me to can keep your fantasies to yourself. gh

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they doing this? listan, i don't know who time to listen to 7 million speeches. you knowllion speeches i mean tk there's an adderall shortage. i think. i used to smoke pot and take adderall that can focus really hard on. yeah nothing, but they said that they said that the harder the hotter you are, the less hard you work. and i think that applies for womeyo a n because becausere some women are so hot, s o hothey actually they're they'e like terrible in bed. they just lay there and they think being there is enough. think band let me tell you som, ladies. >> it is by love that you the horn these jokes to a climate segment you're not even trying to find. that's it. yeah. were twhat we're talking about . well, hot women hot when you know it's funny. >> hot women make you, oh, 101 a

on eight. >> i mean, i speak it as a guy that used to have to, like, go up to a girl to talk to him in your brai tn. ed t go, oh, that's how bidenn ju is with everything. see how i know you look at community colleges is the hottest women you've ever seen.e harvard is like one hot chick.r yeahe's like. and she goes by he. yeah and she. so, cat, you what kills me k about this study and why it's so insane they conflate correlation with causationy. like so at the same time these speeches were being done, itan was hotter. well, you know what else happened during that time? everythingt tono you could.d con you could connect it to anything. yeahanythi, well, if i was warmr in here, i'd be way better at. >> and everyone's like, cat, put on more clothes. okay o , first of all, no, that of all, because when i do, i'm still cold. that cold. i got the space here. but i just want everyone to know if you think you don't like me, it's because. i'm cold yet you're too frayed,

afraid to le.t really shine. >> that's why. yes. >>p her frg. zin yeah. it's after my job. yeah. no, i talk to you a lotin of that. yes, i know. oh, you're right.k they a lot. i think that they're getting dumber because they don't have t the o be smart,e' because there's so much corruption in the government. and the governmenthcorrupti gros and grows, their power grows and they can just look at who is our who are our leaders right now. >> they don't have, say, an intelligent thing, let alone do something. >> and that's you know, that'slv why we shouldn't have a much smaller government than we do. oh smagovern, and a much warmern in here. >> mhm here.. so paul opposes an interesting problem. >> does climate change cook the brains politicians, whiche c makes them more susceptiblepee o to believing in all the co*ckamamie climate models that end up being wron g. u >> so if you actually reduced climate change, they would no longer believe in it ul. >> that struck you as ans an

interesting question. anyway, if you if you actually read that, or at least the beginning, i read the, you know, at least the first two sentences. >> yeah, thiadirst 2s study. they analyzed parliamentary speeches. e so in other words, these guysr i decided to take their time and monemeany and add a lot and analyze government speech as. >> a gauge of intelligence. yeah. yeah. all right. right and thenre surprised that it didn't correlate. yeah. okay, listen, you know, but if you read all the way throughs the end, turns out that they if say that if you areyo having trouble thinking in a truly heart, the best cure, ice cream, the math. there you go. yeah, that's. so there you go.t ex that explains it all daypl again . it does show you that you can take any particulas showt yor at matter, inject the phrase climatee into it, and you get money for research. >> it takes shows you thatou you can take any topic and make it a war on womeke any tn.

>> mm-hmm. women of a certain age. and you just. st it's not going to bemacon about cold. it's going to be about hotnessto and heat. >> and don't give me that look. you know, an k i y time you bring lik up, any time you bring up, like women going through the change of life, i mean, menopause, liu like i justi se told you, i see a hair in the french fries. >>ubic you're eating. bad you act like that's a bad thing. so? >> so it says he has been associated with decreasedmanc and cognitive performance. they're trying to keep any woman 55 or older out of politics. ofall because when you hithit th that period in your life, it's the middle of januarye stan and standing outside wearing shorts and a tan wearingk top ss like chris christie on the beachti the. all right right.

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i managed to do that, and the side effects were charming. let me tel werl you, you were. especially on the plane on the way home. did you? were wom did you go to tibet, tobago? >> i was in tobago. and they they eat them strangely. >> they put them in a glass with tabasco sauce iwith p. >> and i didn't see the signst a that said cholera areaid be careful. and so they give it to you in a class. so if you drink one, realistically you take all them drink and oysters, you drink all 12. >> they put a whole bunch of them in. wow. >> i still feel that. that is disgusting. you asked. witthi know. >> i'm just curious. you went to tobago. how did trinidad feel about that? we're working through it. yes. yes. >> you had to bring that up. oh, i'm going to go to another question. could describe the person sitting to your right in describ five words. i said, what's the right? hi. yeah. ha ha.o paul, you could dome me. . >> i'm doing brilliant. you wait. what you write my. ohhich is ight. os i geh five w.

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what do you got? well, you had showed a video, right? yeah. somewhere thero tohow,e you go. what is that? god, i wish i could see my.wish my eyes were working. >> is it. what are we looking at? i'm not sure myself. pictur ie. oh, right. so australia has got to be the strangest place in the world. sincerely. now that is a garden pesstranget in australia. that's what it looks like. that's their version of a snai thatl . in fact, it is some sort of ainc sea lion that went into somebody's backyardt,. and all i could say is if that was my backyard and i saw it, i think it wouldn't be a good day. >> but it's a sea lion tryingry to get into a garage. i that's what they told me anywayin. n thdon't know what the i think it could be a dead mermaid. a dd >> i didn't notice, though. i did not make the chris christie joke. oh>> notmake, good for you. he's at home right now going. thank you,>> h paul. hoagi and as he bites into a giant hoagie and a hit out on me.on m. >> yes. tegan, what do you got? jim dude's at the gym doing

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